"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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