Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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