Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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