that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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