We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She said her name was "party"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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