I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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