it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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