I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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