O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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