She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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