brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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