bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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