I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
