Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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