if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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