talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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