that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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