If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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