Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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