This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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