awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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