I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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