He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
