The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
