Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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