I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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