I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
As shirtless as possible
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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