Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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