Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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