What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I came so hard my ears popped.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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