that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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