i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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