I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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