I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Man, jail baloney is awful.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
