school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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