dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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