But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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