You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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