'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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