found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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