Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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