great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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