Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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