I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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