I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You ruined the universe
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
