Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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