Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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