how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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