Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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