So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
