The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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